*It is impossible to lick your elbow. *A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. *A shrimp's heart is in their head. *It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. *A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. *On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. *More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. *Rats and horses can't vomit. *The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. *If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. *Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. *Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. *In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. *23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. *In the course of an average lifetime, you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. *Cat's urine glows under a black-light. *Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
AND FINALLY......
*Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
