**what statistics prove **

*It is impossible to lick your elbow.
*A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
*A shrimp's heart is in their head.
*It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
*A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
*On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
*More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
*Rats and horses can't vomit.
*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
*If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
*Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
*Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
*In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
*23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
*In the course of an average lifetime, you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
*Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
*Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

AND FINALLY......

*Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.