I got dumped by a chick once after I gave her a present. It was...

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    I got dumped by a chick once after I gave her a present. It was a cookery book - "Cheap and easy dishes for vegetarians". She asked why I gave it to her, and I replied "Well, you're a vegetarian, and cheap and..."
 
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