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Of course you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on
his mega-yacht?

Well, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's
hat off, right into the water.

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just
floated in place.

The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get
it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Neva mind, boys, al git it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to
the hat, picked it up,

walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage
were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover
the story. Their banner headlines read,


" TRUMP CAN'T SWIM! "