This can't be a serious thread.

ASX hits all time high out the gate on Friday trades following bullish US inflation data

BHP

BHP dips as WA nickel suspended after A$6B hit; losses eased by US CPI and forewarning

SKS

SKS Technologies wins US$90M award to supply power to international hyperscale data centre in Melbourne

MDI

Nanocap Middle Island Resources kicks off Barkly copper-gold drill run – a potential IOCG-style NT project

AII

Almonty locks in govt agreement for tungsten oxide plant in South Korea

IMM

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NIM

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I88

Infini soars 50% as company reveals it could’ve just made uranium history – redefining what it means to be “high grade”

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GED

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