What Women Don't Want As A Christmas Present ..., page-6

seriously l got it quite a few years ago, it was an rechargeable one. it no longer works so last year l got her a brand new one.

when l got a second hand lawn mover l lifted it up if the ground. the salesman asked me what l was doing - l said "checking the weight so it's not too heavy for the misses"

god knows what l would do if single, l reckon most wives would want a lot more out of a husband