Decided to take some profits today, so you can expect a massive...

Decided to take some profits today, so you can expect a massive gap up come Monday Morning, because knowing my luck:

Tomorrow, Ben will announce a massive jump in QE

China will declare how many thousands of tonnes of Gold it really has

Vanuatu will hold the world to ransom by plugging its only active volcano (which everyone knows will cause Japan's tectonic plate to bump into ol mate China's, setting off an earthquake so big that it stops global mining for 52 years)

William and Kate name their little rug rat Aurum (this happens early Saturday their time) causing flash panic buying by the 60 somethings grabbing every skerrick of gold gilded teacup bearing a royal assent)

Finally, on Sunday, Russia will declare that they will only accept gold as payment for their oil and gas

Any clairvoyants, etal what did I miss?