DLUX. Maybe YOU should be in the 'paranoid' section of the newspapers. 'You see it here, you see it there, you see it everywhere'. But where is it really, under your bed perhaps.
I suggest you book yourself in (with your paranoid mates) into a special place where you can recieve expert medical attention to remove your paranoid proclivities.
But tell your friends you will be in for a long, long stay as this medical problem has been in gestation for a long, long time and will not be easily cured.
