what's your worst joke of all time?, page-3

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    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
    there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
    a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
    checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
    him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
    "No, because he's really heavy".
 
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