And from the book of classic sureal jokes:
Q. What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
A. A camel, because a car has 4 doors.
Q. Why is a duck?
A. Because one of its feet are both the same.
Q. Why is a duk with a tin lip?
A. Because the higher it fly the faster.
Q. How can you tell the difference between a lemon tree?
A. Seven.
