when assumptions go bad

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    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
    >>>> years.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> He breaks into a house to looks for money and guns.
    >>>> Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
    >>>> on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
    >>>> bathroom.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
    >>>> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Look at his clothes!
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a
    >>>> woman in years.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> I saw how he kissed your neck.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he
    >>>> tells you.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
    >>>> This guy is obviously very dangerous.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Be strong, honey.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> I love you!"
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> He was whispering in my ear.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
    >>>> had any Vaseline.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> I told him it was in the bathroom.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Be strong honey.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> I love you, too."
    >>>>
    >>>>


 
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