A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
>>>> years.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He breaks into a house to looks for money and guns.
>>>> Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
>>>> on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
>>>> bathroom.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
>>>> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Look at his clothes!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a
>>>> woman in years.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I saw how he kissed your neck.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he
>>>> tells you.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
>>>> This guy is obviously very dangerous.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Be strong, honey.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I love you!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He was whispering in my ear.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
>>>> had any Vaseline.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I told him it was in the bathroom.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Be strong honey.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I love you, too."
>>>>
>>>>
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