Yo bro bro,Dis here Holymagimonman be de mos happiest dude in de...

Yo bro bro,

Dis here Holymagimonman be de mos happiest dude in de Trenchieton. Dis here Serapex bin goin up likes de blek snak up de bamboo poleting.

De Misses Prudence O'Malley ladymon (dat be de neigbor ladymon, her mon be in de jailting fo printin de conterfit Zimbaby dollas) bin tellin me fo de monts an de monts dat ah be de dem foolmon to be buyin de scaries wid de stupid nameting like Serapex. She bin takin de Serapex medijin fo de slippin an she be tellin me dat Serapex nebber be makin anytings be goin up. It be gibbin her de drims an she be always be moannin an sighin an be mos restlesslikes in her slip, wid de boobietings flappin abouts heres an deres. Mon, it be takkin all dis heeres poor ole Holymagimonman strenth to be keepin her stills in de beddy, an ah be tellin yo de hole troth, brobros, ah be tellin yo de hole troth.

Dis Holymagimon done trieded de Serapex an ah be findin dat de Serapex be makin eberyting goin uppys alls nites an dat be goods. Sos ah be sittin heres wid de 100 serapex scarietings an ah be smokkin de Supaspejil Jamaicca Numba 1 an ah be tinkin dat ah be de richhiemon erry verry soons.

Mays de Goody Lod be blassin yos alls an be gibbin yos de grat piss alls ober.