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Yo Missus Peta Pompkinhedladymon,

Yo Englis languig be dem ilterate. Yo postin be de mos had ting to be understandin or to be makkin de senses ob.

Dis poor ole Holymagimonman be ob de opinoin dat yo hav neber neber bin goin to de skhoolting. Dat be sorry bad ting fo yo, but ah be unnerstans. Wid de names likes Peta Pompkinhed, whos be wantin to be goin to de skhool, ah be askin yo.

If yo bin wokkin had in skhool likes dis poor ole Holymagimonman done be do an bin finishin de turd grad wid de pass decree, den yo be writtin de betta postin dat be easyting to unnerstan, jus likes dis ones.

In means times, plis don be postin agin in dis heres fine Serapex siteting begos it be mos verry had to be understoodin wat yo be tryin to be sayin. Plis writ agains wen yo can be writtin in de plian Englis, jus likes de eberybuddy elses.

Dis poor ole Holymagimon be tinkin dat yo plis goin bek to de skhool straitaways...gib yoselfs de edukation.

Mays de good Lod aboves be coverin yos alls in de big piss alls de times.