Yo bro bros an de sistaladymons,Dis be de poor ole...

Yo bro bros an de sistaladymons,

Dis be de poor ole Holymagimanmon fello. Ah be askin yo alls to plis be buyin dis here scareyting quik smat, bro bros an de sistaladymons.

Den wen de pric be reachin 72 centimes, ah be sellin alls ma scareytings an den ah be de richie mon in Trenchieton.

In de meantimes, ah be pullin on de big Jamaicca Numba One Extra Sbejial an be enjoyin masef no ends, likes de monkeyboos wid de two heds.

So ah be leavin yos nows an mays de good Lod be puttin de grat big piss ons alls yo fines fuks.