blah blah blah there is so much oil and gas on our landoh but we...

blah blah blah there is so much oil and gas on our land
oh but we dont seem to be able to get it out of the ground
gees can anyone remember where we buried that pipeline?

oh $hit the shareprice is a bit low now, how do we get out of penny dreadful status?......flow rates, gas sales into the forgotten pipeline????
no dont be silly, consolidation thats the way, then we can start diluting again

read half the report, seemed like the same old cr@p
couldnt be bothered reading the rest, did I miss anything
apart from half the worlds oil and gas being on NEOs land,
........ahhh stuff it, glad I dont need to sell, will consider topping up if/when it goes under 1c (after consolidation)?????

on the positive side I can claim the loss without selling