While working out in the bush a fellow went to the toilet and...

While working out in the bush a fellow went to the toilet and was bitten by a snake on the penis.

His mate rang the doctor and asked what to do.

The doctor said: "use a knife and cut the bite and then suck the poison out."

His mate said: "What will happen if I don't?"

The Doctor said: " He'll die."

He went back to his mate with the snakebite, and he asked: "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die."