Come to think of I go from my designated seat to the toilet...

Come to think of I go from my designated seat to the toilet seat.
I am told to sit in my seat like a good little boy.
They tell it has to do something with 9/11 - the laws that makes everyone a terrorist.
Better not be too loud or the NSA might start tracking my communication.
Might even throw me in jail for having an opinion.

Things are looking up if I turn the chart upside down.
Can not wait for the annual report.

Cult movie comedy status this one. Tragic. Eastbound and down. Not even funny. Sick.