I think a little background is needed here to illuminate @debono's unfortunate domestic event, so I will try to help.
debono had walked into the kitchen to find his attractive blonde wife looking very confused while holding a jar of pickle. "What's wrong?" he asked her. She replied "This jar of pickle says to store it in a cool, dark location." He said, "Okay, how about in the fridge?" She said "No, silly, there's a little light inside."
....and somehow his mirth meant things went downhill from there.
