LOL this_is_it, all this talk of pumpkinhead and potatohead reminds me of Jack and his clan.
"Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when
someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle
the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named
Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living with her she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous
disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-
Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd,
Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new
Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt"
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Hope you had a laugh and I did not offend anyone.
Lou
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