hooley dooley white manyou should of seen the people pouring out...

hooley dooley white man

you should of seen the people pouring out the local pub tonight when they closed the bars

i was looking for the courtesy bus, had a quick look over my right shoulder and just saw a wave of teenage drunks coming

i said to myself - think quick f*er

so i decided to walk the 6 km home and let everyone else fight over the courtesy bus

this is where i score

i was 3km under way, and i spotted the pubs courtesy bus, gave pepe a wave. and he pulled over.

i said thanks pepe, you're a champion, i'm going shot gun, into the seat i jump, down with the window

he dropped me off at my front door

woohoo

guess who's still going