white cliffs of dover

Whilst strolling along the white cliffs of Dover this morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the cliffs and fall into the English Channel.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying.

If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Brit, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed Kent Police and the Home Office.

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and neither authority has yet responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps