Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young busty blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the loud sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Aussie has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: The Aussie guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Aussie guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Australian thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that Australian again.
dex (strictly speaking, a kiwi)
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