Jesus is Santa for adults who lack the impetuous or capacity to...

Jesus is Santa for adults who lack the impetuous or capacity to fully grow-up. All the debates here about interpretations of the same fairy tale are ridiculous and embarrassing. It's like watching mildly retarded teenagers turning red with rage on the insistence of the reality of a time/shape shifting kindly old man and his hypernonic flight empowered pets. It's absolutely cringeworthy for anyone who has avoided (or recovered from) this intellectually regressive infection.