re: DEAR TOWIE- Who really discovered Australia Hey, the pork...

re: DEAR TOWIE- Who really discovered Australia Hey, the pork chops are just to test for disguised Islamics, Towie.Works every time.

'Course a few of them might try to slip through the gate claiming to be Hindu, Jewish or vegetarian to avoid the pork chop.But we know how cunning these Muslims are and wouldnt fall for it, so BOOM.

And then there is IGOR, the 75kg bull mastiff as backup.
When IGOR was young, I slipped down to the mosque at prayer time and nicked all their sandals.
I threw the smelliest selection into my old kitbag along with IGOR, suspended it from the carport, and whacked him through the bag daily for a week.
No one will get past IGOR.

PS. If you come to visit, dont wear sandals.

GZ