oil shortage in australia explained at last

From private correspondance ...
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in Australia.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in Bass Strait, East Queensland Shale Fields, Canning Basin, Perth Basin and North-West Continental Shelf.

But, our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!!!

Any Questions ???
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Cheers
Dex