Who would you ask?

this is not a joke but a true story about a friend who I worked with for 4 years and have known for 30 years.

My mate was having a few issues with his rectum blood and Puss on the toilet paper in the morning and a fair bit of pain.

As a bloke he didn't say anything to his wife and didn't want to go to the doctor.

After a few days he decided to ask a bloke to have a look at it. Out of all the blokes in town he asked the only openly gay bloke in our small town.

His rationale was that Dave had seen more rectums than anyone else ( fair call).

One look at it and Dave told him get straight to the doc. He's in hospital now getting a bloody great big puss ball cut out.

Dave has stated that he never wants to see that rectum again!!

Hands up if you think that my mate is a genius or off his rocker to use a gay bloke as a first responder for bum issues

Had tears coming down my face when the boys told the story last night.