My family and I have have just returned from Manila,for reasons...

My family and I have have just returned from Manila,for reasons best known to herself my 17 y.o. daughter trades fart noises with her older brother on her 'I' phone.
She was in the elevator of the Dusit Thani hotel in Manila when a bunch of extremely arrogant Japanese trundelled into the elevator with their luggage trolleys and unceremoniously pushed her back into the corner.....not being a shrinking violet or one to be pushed around she waited til the doors slammed shut and pushed the button on her phone to produce a prolonged and distasteful blurrrrterrrrrrr.....and just looked straight ahead innocently....don't get mad.....get even.