why are yoy afraid of death?, page-8

Reminds me of an old joke:

George and Mildred had spent their life together and when George passed away Mildred was devistated. She pined away and after a few months joined him.

Passing through the Pearly Gates she eventually found him having the time of his life with some... errr.... attractive ladies on the golf course.

"George!" she shouted "George Darling, I've found you"

"Don't "darling" me" he replied, "Read the fine print... Till death us do part... it says".

Which just goes to show one person's heaven is another's hell.