Hmm, sounds like this lock down is going to be a lot longer than the others.
I think it's 178 days Vic has been in lock down but this should push it to well over 200 days!
Thinking of opening a business? Well, Victoria is the place for you to burn through your money. Maybe you're thinking of franchising or just taking a second mortgage on the family home to open that cafe you've always dreamed of ? Victoriastan under the leader leadersh_t of Dan Andrews is the premier state to declare bankruptcy!
Look, these are the competent and capable Victorian sheriffs who will enforce the orders of the court, and assist in seizing in your property when your business has collapsed and emergency welfare doesn't cover the loan repayments. Oh, what ordered joy Victoriastan offers.
Oh, yes, what a joy Victoriastan is for the whole family. The only question you need to be asking now is 'How soon until I can lose my shirt in Vic?'
