why do we chop down trees to wipe our bottoms?, page-22

...another invention I've been working on is a car-wash for one's botbot..
...after backing one out, you carefully back up to the spinning soapy rinsing roller ( butt cheeks asunder )...then a quick blast of warm air from a conveniently placed blowervac (warning :- user blower only) and finally onto the buffing roller for that squeaky clean finish...
...put ya down for one ?...