why do we chop down trees to wipe our bottoms?, page-54

a poo trading scheme i like. its good stuff. ask any bow fly.

another thought is to have a purpose made adapter to attach/ insert to the rear end with some sort of valve arrangement. a rinse out under the tap when finished or perhaps under the flush is all that would then be required.
then a squirt of lavender scent to the area concerned and disinfectant to the apparatus would complete the vist.

i like this idea because the invention is portable. ie like carrying your own toilet paper.