why doesnt australia split into countries?, page-17

"Unfortunately groundzero we would only have another bunch pompous self important pollies trying to piss in our pockets robbing us blind while they feather their nest or strive for fame."

No, Zippers, we would have honest pollies.
We would have Pauline Hanson as President of the Republic of West Australia, with her One Nation for all philosophies, and Lee Kuan Yew of Singapore as Prime Minister, putting into play all the tactics that made Singapore what it is.
We would have honesty & transparency......
All other political parties would be banned, and we would have a benevolent dictatorship. Voting would be simple, yes?
We would be run as a utility for the people, with all surplus returned to the people as a dividend (tax free, of course).
Our biggest problem would be boat people....all them guys from other states trying to get on our gravy train and trying to sneak in by boat.

Dont like it?

GZ