Why God Loves Blondes
A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone
bust and she's in serious financial straits.She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help
me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to
lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night
comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've
lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto
night comes and she still has no luck.Once again, she prays...
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my
house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for
help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me
win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.
" Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the Heavens
open and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself.
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.
Buy a ticket!!!"
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