Given the renewed vigour of a certain type of poster, perhaps...

Given the renewed vigour of a certain type of poster, perhaps they’re looking for recognition (such a thankless job - almost as disliked as parking attendants).

So with apologies to ABBA, my contribution:

I sledge all night, I sledge all day to make you holders give away

Hell I’m bad.

Yet still there never seems to be enough of you left selling to me

Makes me mad

My downramp must go to plan

If I’m to be a wealthy man

I need to buy back very low, so help me out and lose your dough

Money, money, money

Be my bunny

In my shorter’s world

I’ll tell you your shares are

Down the dunny

For my rich man's world

Aha

All the yachts I will own

Once I’ve done you for your money

In my rich man's world,

Ruthless rich man's world

I do not know the company, they’re all the same they prosper me

I just scare

And then I use folks’ indecision, make them sell through my derision

I don’t care

And then I’ll leave, I’ve got my pay

It’s off to another prey

So help me take my leave of you, just sell your shares and we’ll be through

Money, money, money

Be my bunny

In my shorter’s world

I’ll tell you your shares are

Down the dunny

For my rich man's world

Aha

All the yachts I will own

Once I’ve done you for your money

In my rich man's world

Ruthless rich man's world