I can imagine the conversation going something like this.
Putin: (through an interpreter) I can get you elected president.
Trump: Of Russia?
Putin: No, not Russia. The United States.
Trump: Oh yes please. That would be fantastic. I want to make America great again.
Putin: Don't you want to know how?
Trump: How?
Putin: Don't ask.
Trump: I want to be like you, Vlad. You're strong. Tremendously strong.
Putin: No-one can be like me. But I guarantee everyone will love you.
Trump: They already do.
Putin: Then you should be president.
Trump: Of Russia? Oh no ... sorry I forgot.
Putin: Your country needs you and so do we. Now first things first ..
