Why isn't the BOD's complete failure the only conversation, page-48

Latest EGR management team meeting minutes:


Robert Pett Independent Non-Executive Director and Chairman

"Thanks for coming today I know you all have busy home lives and holidays to go to using up those suckers money hehehehe" anyhow just jokes before we start can someone please pass me the salt and vinegar chips?"

Andrew Spinks Managing Director

"Not bloody salt and vinegar again! can someone please put an order in for chicken chips next time?"

John Conidi Independent Non-Executive

"Wasn't me! it was Larissa I told that sheila to get you those chicken ones Andrew"

Keith Jones Non-Executive Director

"Mate I told you you can't use words like that now it's not KNL"

Howard Rae Chief Financial Officer and Company Secretary

"Apologies Larissa he should know better. Please don't send out one of your toktoks or instachat thingies that you do instead of work communications"

Dale HarrisChief Operating Officer

"Can we please focus to the matter at hand oh hang on actually these are blimmin salty someone pass the Fiji water"

Christer Mhingo Director of TanzGraphite Limited

"Fiji water I thought we changed to sparkling Evian?"

Karen Logan Joint Company Secretary

"Nah the boys made the decision then swapped out the chicken chips for those stupid salt and vinegar ones"

John Hearne Manager - Technical

" Speaking of chickens did anyone see that documentary last night about that kid that lives his life identifying as a rooster?"

Chrisjan van Wyk Senior Project Manager

" Why did the rooster go to KFC?" " he wanted to see a chicken strip! "

Michael Chan Executive Manager – Product Development

"I don't get it?"

Jurgen Gnoinski Manager: Battery Anode Material Development

"You know chicken strip! taking off ... nah never mind"

Maria Du Plooy Financial Controller

"Boys as we said it's not KNL reign it in please"

Jonathon Childs Senior Process Engineer

"Anyone got the time?"

Marshall Hestelow Commercial Manager

"Time you got a watch hahahahaha"

Jean Ough (오성진) Korea Representative

"Babodeul"

Anna Vanderbruggen Processing Engineer and Anode Recycling Specialist

"Actually can we bring this back to business we haven't told our shareholders anything valid for months"

Larissa Kelly Media and Communications Consultant

"Sorry we have run out of time can we all meet again in a month? I'll just post some rubbish next week about a conference Andrew has gone too overseas"

Meeting adjourned