Your last name stays put. - It's your choice whether or not you change it. The garage is all yours. - Tell that to my wife lol Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Again, tell that to my wife lol Chocolate is just another snack. - Yes, your point being? You can be Prime Minister. - There have been a few females PM's in the world You can never be pregnant. - We can't get paid to have them either You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - I won't mind if you do You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. - Again, I won't mind if you do Car mechanics tell you the truth. - How naive The world is your urinal. -? You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - Male restrooms are usually just as bad. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - What so hard, there are only two possible directions Same work, more pay. - Not always, but in my experience it has always been easier for a woman to find work. Wrinkles add character. - Vanity is a character flaw IMHO Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. - But you still pay it. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them - People don't kick you in the balls when they don't want to talk to you The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - Granted New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - Why buy them? One mood-all the time. ? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - Why do women feel the need to gibber for hours about sh!te You know stuff about tanks. ? A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. - We don't need to take the bathroom cabinet or 5 changes of clothes per day You can open all your own jars. - Like a nut/bolt, just turn it the correct way You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - But we get sued if we open the door for the wrong woman If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. - It's called forgiveness Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. - Again, you still pay for it. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - Yes, your point being? You almost never have strap problems in public. - We have other things that need adjustment sometimes You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - Who cares Everything on your face stays its original color. - What? The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. - Vanity again You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. - ? Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. - What happened to the other two pair? You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. -Vanity yet again You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. - Teeth suffice You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. -? You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. - Skill I guess
