A man takes his guinea pig to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the guinea pig around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet,” Your guine pig is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the guinea pig up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be $1000, please". "A $1000 just to tell me my guinea pig is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan". ( IN CBO mr ziatas will be asking 3000 shareholders to hand him over $2000 each )
