Why the Coalition will not be re-elected, page-15

My eyes are still dim and I cannot see

I haven't brought my brains with me

I want to see a Labor return

For this to happen I really yearn

I believe in the light on the hill

It gives me an enormous thrill

Those nasty Libs say I never will

They even say I'm a dill

But shortsighted as I am

I'll always push the Labor pram

Those nasty Libs say I'm a dope

And if Labor returns Australia has no hope