But pauliegorby, what will we do with our time if we haven't got...

But pauliegorby, what will we do with our time if we haven't got things to complain about??
I mean, who will get kranky at the shorters?
Who will call out those rascals in management that haven't been keeping us informed??
It will also mean we won't hear from the likes of asb83 or pranav and co. How are we going to get our daily fix of entertainment??
Whilst my selling will cure the depression of most longs, it will surely mean that these threads will become a boring place. Everyone will be out - probably at the $4+ party.... or maybe flying to the moon on some type of rocket!!!
Nah, I think I'll hang around for a bit longer.