sure. I’ve never been called plastic before. you’d know though...

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    sure. I’ve never been called plastic before. you’d know though wouldn’t you.

    Well there we are. I used to have a partner who walked like a duck - feet turned out, body forward as if into headwinds, short, overweight with a large gut. He was always certain that women were looking at him lustfully. I can assure you they were not

    but I’m sure you enjoy the adoration. I’m starting to have visions of a few cults at this point
 
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