will you vote for rudd next time, page-53

Does SHADDUP YOU FACE qualify? Even so I reckon its KRudd's signature tune....

'Allo
I'm-a Kevin

I got-a something special-a for you
Ready?
Uno
Duo
Tre
TAX!
When I was a boy
Just abouth the eightth-a grade

Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late
With the Swanny boy
Always shoot-a pool

Kevin going to flunk-a school!"
Boy
It make-a me sick
All the t'ing I gotta do

I can't-a get-a no kicks
Always got to follow rules

Boy
It make-a me sick
Just to make-a lousy bucks

Got to feel-a like a fool

And-a mama used to say all-a time:
What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect

What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad
It's-a nice-a place

Ah
TAX-a you dead!
That's-a my mama. I can remember!
Big accordion solo!
Ah ! Play dat again! Really nice
Really nice!
Soon-a come-a day
Gonna be a diplomat

Den I make-a T.V. shows and -a Canbra

Get-a myself a new car
But still I be myself

I don't want-a to change a t'ing

Still a-dance and a-sing

[ t'ing about-a mama
She used to say:
What's-a matter you? Hey! . . .
Mama
She said it all-a da time!
What's-a matter you? Hey!
Gotta no respect
. . .
That's-a my mama!

Hello
Everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a Twitter land

Did you know I had a big-a hit-a TAX in-a WA?
TAX-a you dead,
I sing-a dis-a song
All-a my fans applaud

Dey clap-a da hands
Dat-a make me feel-a so good;
You ought to learn-a dis-a song
It's-a real-a simple -
See
I sing: "What's-a matter you?" You sing: "Hey!"
Den I sing-a da rest
And den at de end
We can all-a sing:
Ah, TAX-a you dead!
0.k.
Let's-a try it
Really big -
Uno
Duo
Tre
TAX!

What's - a matter you ? Hey !...G. O. N. E