man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large
firm.
The interviewer looked over his papers and said, "You've graduated from the best schools,
your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd
hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible
position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.
I'm sorry . . . . we can't hire you."
"But wait," the man protested, "if I take two aspirin, I stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
The applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of condoms:
red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, Assorted condoms. Finally finding a packet of
aspirin at the bottom. He tore it open, swallowed the tablets, and stopped winking.
"Oh dear," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable
company, and we can't have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a chemist's and asked for aspirin while
winking?"
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