"Dad, what is that cloth on your head?"
"It is called a burnoose son, it stops the hot sun giving me sun stroke."
"Dad, what is that cloth on your body?"
"It is called a dishdasha, son. It cools me down in the hot desert."
"Dad, what are those things on your feet?"
"They are leather sandals son, they stop my feet being burned by the hot sand."
"Dad, why are you wearing all this shit in Cabramatta?"
