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A Day in the life back in the Scomo day ….

The Morrison Cabinet was in uproar.

“Who the hell forgot to order the vaccines?” demanded Health Minister Scott Morrison.

“How in pity’s name could that have happened?” roared Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

“They were going to be very expensive, and you know we are committed to responsible economic management,” said Finance Minister Morrison“But turns out we needed the things and now the voters are getting restive,” said Prime Minister Morrison.

“Anyway, how much were they going to cost?”

“Quite a lot,” said Finance Minister Morrison.

“I’ve got an idea,” said Health Minister Morrison.

“Blame it on the little bloke who thinks he’s the health minister. Hunt. Silly enough to get himself sworn in publicly, so the voters will think he’s responsible.”“Good idea. Meanwhile, get rid of that bloke Cormann who thinks he’s the finance minister,” said Finance Minister Morrison. “Toss him the keys to the plane and send him off around the world to scare up votes for whatever foreign job he wants this week.”

“I’ve got an idea,” piped in Resources Minister Scott Morrison, who had been quietly listening to himself with interest.

“Not sure how that’d go in national cabinet,” said Health Minister Morrison.

“Well, that about wraps things up for the moment,” declared PM Morrison, looking meaningfully at himself.

“Send in Porter, will you? And the governor-general, if absolutely required,” the PM ordered. “I need to be granted a few more portfolios.

“Don’t mention it to Porter, but I’ve got a lusting to be attorney-general, too.”