World Cricket Champions Defence Begins, page-12

Come to think of it, the last Proper Rugby World Cup we won woz in OzTralia too. I wonder how much we have to bribe FIFA to award the next available Football World Cup slot in 2034 to Australia? Couple of fivers at least, I reckon. Any City other than Melbourne, that is - their crooked, corrupt pollies would only end up paying back hundreds of millions of tax payers dollars to take it off their hands a bit later after they’d all got themselves re-elected. Give every World Cup to Stralia forever (except Victoria), I reckon. We been victorious, plundering this country since Capt Cook.