World Cup, page-185

lol. look, see. It was all just a misunderstanding, a bit like when people show up at hospitals with foreign objects stuck up their arses after they fall on them.

"In no way it happened how you have described, as a bite or intent to bite,” Suarez wrote.

"After the impact ... I lost my balance, making my body unstable and falling on top of my opponent.               
"At that moment I hit my face against the player leaving a small bruise on my cheek and a strong pain in my teeth."