worth a chuckle

Could not resist this one

now let me get this straight.
The gubbmint sold Telstra because it decided it shouldn't be running bidnesses.
The gubbmint's ended up still owning a third of the bidness but they're not happy because the bidness won't bend over and take it up the khyber [tanks Sol].
So now the gubbmint's going to pay 40 trillion pesos to start a new bidness to take on the old bidness which it still owns a third of.
They're hoping they'll completely screw the old bidness which they used to own, so they can then run the new bidness which will do the same stuff as the old bidness.

They've got a Conman who is going to bash the old bidness so hard that it won't matter that they lose their third share because that means the new bidness will be so good they'll get that money back, and the 40 trillion pesos in, uh...., bout tree and a harf weeks! [As long as there's no public holidays involved....]

Course, the plan will never work with the other bidnesses hangin' round. So, the gubbmint will lejis..., ledjis..., lejlis..., pass a law to make them go away.

That means there'll only be one single bidness handing out cans and string in the whole country......
Hey, wait a minute.... weren't we here in 1985??????

No wonder DMO can get away with what they do!!!