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> > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and
> > you'll see why!
> > Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
> > and hearing this.
> > Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM
> > morning show in Sydney.
> >
> > The DJs play a game where they award winners great
> > prizes. The game is
> > called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work
> > and ask if they are
> > married or seriously involved with someone. If the
> > contestant answers
> > "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly
> > personal questions.
> >
> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of
> > their partner with phone
> > number for verification. If their partner answers
> > those same three
> > questions correctly, they both win the prize.
> >
> > One particular game, however, several months ago
> > made the Harbour City
> > drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the
> > funniest thing
> > you've heard yet.
> >
> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard
> > of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> >
> > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip
> > to the Gold Coast if
> > you win.What is your name? First only please."
> >
> > Contestant: "Brian."
> >
> > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> >
> > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
> > First only please."
> >
> > Brian: "Sara."
> >
> > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> >
> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >
> > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
> > you had sex?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> >
> > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one
> > would ever have said
> > that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >
> > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
> > at 8 o'clock this
> > morning?
> >
> > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> >
> > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >
> > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum
> > is staying with us
> > for couple of weeks..."
> >
> > DJ: "Uh huh..."
> >
> > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
> > at the time."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> >
> > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than
> > the previous hundred
> > times I've done it.Okay folks, I will put Brian on
> > hold, get his wife's
> > work number and call her up.
> > You listen to this." [3 minutes of commercials
> > follow. ]
> >
> > DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"
> > (Touch
> > tones.....ringing....)
> >
> > Clerk: "Kinkos."
> >
> > DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
> >
> > Clerk: "This is she."
> >
> > DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on
> > the air right now and
> > I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours
> > now."
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> >
> > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> > Brian knows not to
> > give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...
> > do you know the rules
> > of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Sarah: "No."
> >
> > DJ: "Good!"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
> > to?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions
> > honestly, okay? Be
> > completely honest."
> >
> > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
> > questions, Sarah. If
> > your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
> > of you will be off to
> > the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
> >
> > Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
> > Brian went to work."
> >
> > DJ: "What time?"
> >
> > Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it
> > last?"
> >
> > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> >
> > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
> > trying to protect is
> > manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You
> > are one question away
> > from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
> >
> > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> >
> > Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
> > that did you?"
> >
> > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >
> > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
> >
> > Sarah: "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> >
> > Sarah: "Up the arse....."
> >
> > They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought
> > he was going to have
> > a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
> > Apparently there was an unusually high call out of
> > the Sydney Police
> > just after this conversation, for minor traffic
> > collisions.