Worthy of a Monday Mirth, on another lazy Sunday

MORE FROM HANS

Last week's gag from maths teacher Hans Stroeve was so well received,
I asked him to provide a few more of his favourite lines, including one from the subject of English.

Ahem . . .

"There is a fine line between numerator & denominator!"

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble,rant,
articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal or converse about Thesaurus Club."

"And then Satan said . . . let's put letters into algebra." "Calculus . . . actually, it is rocket science."

In the meantime, reader Harold Ball contributes his own favourite:
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive . . ."

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/comment/wonde...ng-a-smile-20140919-10j9ba.html#ixzz3DtOFWujf
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Thanks, Peter.. (Fitzgerald column)